Wrong Number

[It’s 9 am and Kevin is sound asleep. His cell phone rings. Groggily, he presses the phone to his ear and mumbles…] Kevin: Hello? Caller: Uh.. is this the meeting? Kevin [not comprehending]: Wha—? Meeting? Caller: Uh, yeah. The conference? Kevin: Uh, no. It’s not. You must have the wrong number. Caller: Oh, okay. Sorry. […]